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　　Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。)

　　(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)

　　Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山：到了。

　　Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。

　　Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:苏格兰 调情~~~

　　赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不，苏格兰调情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –苏格兰情调!!

　　毛毛： 爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调(qíng diào)。

　　Uncle Zhao 情调(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 赵本山：啊，情调?就搁这儿吃。

　　Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛： 爷爷，这家老贵的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 赵本山：贵?咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢?

　　Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我没拿包啊。

　　Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.

　　赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。

　　Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，让我落炕上了。

　　Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?

　　赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗?!这给你办事，落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗?

　　Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.