有关《赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷》的幽默搞笑的话剧剧本，下面就是小编收集的英文版的，欢迎大家阅读！

　　演员: P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother.

　　F: Father. K: King -Grandpa.

　　旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. .

　　正剧：(P,K出场)

　　P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can’t wait another second.

　　K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don’t worry, I open it right now. (作开电视状)

　　P: Ha Ha! It’s really funny! Tom is so good! (作高兴状)搞笑小品

　　Oh no! “The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔电视机，作极度气愤状) Old King!? (对K吼)

　　K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顾右盼状) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I’m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充满自信状)

　　P：Really! OK! Now, let’s watch Caribbean Pirates!

　　K: Humm, No, it’s unfit for you…… (作犹豫状)

　　P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don’t keep your promise.(作气愤欲泣状)

　　K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作为难状) But please be quite, I’m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.

　　P: Don’t tell so much! I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信状)

　　K：OK. (作舒心，安慰状)

　　P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高声喊)