K: Xu …….. (作禁声状). Remember your promise, young adult man.

　　P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. (作天经地义状)

　　K: Oh?! You are right(作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔)

　　P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. (作自豪状) Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let’s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢状)

　　K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse!!(作惊异状)

　　P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若无其事状)

　　K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. (作无奈状)

　　P: (作高兴状，作跃上马背状) Hei! Let’s go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick! ....... (意气风发状)

　　(M,F携手进场):搞笑小品剧本

　　P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)

　　M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn’t your trick!? (作气愤状)

　　P:(作阳痿状) Mummy, it’s not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei (作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)

　　M: I don’t believe it. (作严肃状) Dad, isn’t really that? (询问K)

　　K: Yes, of course, I can’t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. (释然状，因为圆了我的谎)

　　M: Really. I don’t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作怀疑状) Dear, isn’t you ?

　　F: No, I haven’t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear?

　　M: Yes, really a good suggestion.

　　(P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)

　　(P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰)

　　P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold?

　　K: Yes, I can feel it. (边挥汗边说冷)

　　M: No, it’s summer. Really hot, do you catch cold?　　P: No, No, just my feeling. (更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视)

　　M: Pirate, what’s behind you? (疑问状)

　　P: Oh, nothing, nothing! (作惊恐状)

　　M: Move away .little Pirate! (作气愤状)

　　P: Oh no! The storm will come. (捂脸作害怕状)

　　M: Caribbean Pirate! What’s a bad film! Little Pirate!? (气愤状)

　　P: Mummy, I surrender. (作投降状)

　　M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing，force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad !

　　K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate? (想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)

　　P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博学状)

　　M: Dad, don’t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. (诚恳状)