大话西游小品剧本英文版

时间:2021-08-31

  Chapter 1

  Site:The wedding

  Characters:牛魔王 、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖

  Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine.

  牛:Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha …….

  妖:Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?

  牛:Oh! She is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!

  (至尊宝从后台走入人群中)

  牛:Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro!

  Come here! This is my brother.

  (牛深情地转向紫霞)

  牛:Zixia, listen to me. I think I ‘ve fallen in love with you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity. So I request you to marry me in front of my bros. This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you. I hope you would say yes.

  妖:I object!

  牛:What?

  妖:Zixia has a means to test her lover. If you can pass it, I will shout up!

  至:What’s this? Really?

  妖:This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.

  (剑从至的怀中落下)

  妖:Magic Sword?

  牛:Let me do this!

  (紫跑出,拾剑)

  紫:It’s not true! It’s just a joke. It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!

  (紫跑下)

  妖:King, Iron Fan Princess has come.

  牛:Aaa……

  (牛惊慌地跑下)

  Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……

  Chapter 2

  Site: Bull King’s back garden

  Characters: 至尊宝、紫霞

  (至跑过来,突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上,于是走过来)

  至:Why are you hiding here?

  (紫抽剑,指向至。两人定格,至走出来,独白)

  至:At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think. But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly. Because I’ve decided to tell lies, I’ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!