B: dad, I graduated from college last year. I just got into graduate school this year.

　　A: come on, you. When did you graduate from college?

　　B: it's not a blind date.

　　A: what you said is too far off. Look at your final exam results.

　　B: what's wrong

　　A: you let everybody see, the total exam 7 subjects, you hang 6 door, the only do not hang is gym class, the exam day leg sprain, have no way, the teacher give you a pass mark.

　　B: stop... Don't put me off before so many people.

　　A: by the way, I also heard that the teacher asked you to call for the make-up fee soon.

　　B: ok, well, that's what I said. His father just met me.

　　A: you can really blow it.

　　B: the next level is to see her mother. Her mother is a vegetable seller, and she is very concerned about our economic conditions.

　　A: how do you play this time?

　　B: mom,

　　A: here we go again

　　B: my family's economic conditions are not very good.

　　A: finally, to tell the truth.

　　B: my dad just let me drive a Mercedes, no money to buy an audi, and a villa in Hawaii.

　　A: just blow it. Have you ever seen a guy driving a Mercedes to a vegetable market to rent a jacket?

　　B: you don't care. Hey, I'll just say it. It's over.

　　A: you're a loser.

　　B: the next one is her grandmother. The old lady has a request for me, not less than one meter and eight.

　　A: how do you spend this time?

　　B: just the old granny has bad eyes. I say grandma, I'm one meter and eighty-five.

　　A: wait a minute, you let the people look at your three inches, you tell the people to tell the truth, how tall you are.

　　B: a... A... A meter six... Almost, I stood on the bench and talked to my grandmother. I was two meters.

　　A: yes, her grandmother is dazzled.

　　B: that's it. I'm going to see the girl.

　　A: that's a lot of trouble. The girl hasn't seen it yet.

　　B: no, her family is trying me out.

　　A: the whole family will test such a thing.

　　B: go away! Finally I can see the girl, I am extremely excited and uneasy.

　　A: see you soon. I wonder if the girl can see you.

　　B: so the little girl who had just been in front led me through the corridors and around countless curves.

　　A: it's so hard to hide.

　　B: finally, I saw the girl's voice and smile, just then, I have dementia.

　　A: how... What's the matter

　　B: it's the same for my dream girl.

　　A: who are you dreaming of?

　　B: feng

　　A: well, you can't find an object for this taste.

　　B: the girl saw me, stood up, and looked at me like a man in a dream, and then we looked at each other in a loving way.

　　A: alas, alas, alas... Come back to me, I'm in front of you.

　　B :(suddenly) we were like this.

　　A: no, you're not afraid of the ones you just blew up.

　　B: I'm not afraid. All the girls are willing. I'll hurry and let the girl get pregnant soon.

　　A: how did you come up with that?

　　B: there will be a baby, and the rice will be cooked. I think his family will be able to back out.

　　A: you are so bad.

　　B: we can't do that.

　　A :(helpless) it is.

　　B: on the 30th day of the New Year, I thought about taking the girl out for fun, and also improved our relationship.

　　A: you also talk about feelings.

　　B: of course, love is the temple of marriage.

　　A: the

　　B: I'll have to get ready to rent that pig leather jacket before I get it.

　　A: feelings are priceless. Are you trying to improve your relationship?

　　B: priceless feelings are bought with money. I don't mean to drive a Mercedes. I have to get a car.

　　A: you can rent a Mercedes.

　　B: how can I rent a Benz? I borrowed a QQ from my friend.

　　A: it's good to have QQ.

　　B: so, on the thirtieth day of the year, I was driving with the girl and spending the thirty years of our world together.

　　A: it's still beautiful.

　　B: our car ran on the wide road, and a cool breeze greeted us.

　　A: later, there will be wind in the car.

　　B: no, my brother bought a long time, a leak, and he said to me when he left, I'll give you a ride now. What's the matter? Don't say it's my car.

　　A: is this car safe to sit on?

　　B: it's not safe for him to be safe. He can be romantic.

　　A: this is a terrible Lord.

　　B: we are like this, each other with each other, I drive, she car, intoxicated in the friendship.

　　A: don't get drunk. It's still driving. It's dangerous.

　　B: just then, the car in front of me stopped suddenly and I put on the brakes.

　　A: and you know how to put on the brakes.

　　B: the brakes were on and the car slammed into the car in front of it.

　　A: there was a car accident. Didn't you put on the brakes?

　　B: all right, which know I step on the accelerator, however, in the two cars crashed into each other for a moment, the girl tightly hug me, and, finally, I also tightly hug her, we finally have the first physical contact

　　A: look at your sex. What time is it?

　　B: while we were hugging each other, someone knocked on the door.

　　A: this must be the other party coming to you.

　　B: I see, it's the police uncle.

　　A: this is a problem.

　　B: I opened the window glass, and the police officer saluted me first, then...

　　A: what happened then?

　　B: comrade, at the intersection, see the red light do not know to stop, cause with the front of the car rear-end, we suspect you drunk driving, please show your driving license first.

　　A: no, it's a big problem. Let's get the driver's license first.

　　B: the policeman said to me again, please show me your driver's license.

　　A: you can take your license.

　　B: I can still use the accelerator pedal when I have a driver's license.

　　A: hey, you're driving without a license. No, I think you've been driving school driving licenses since you were a freshman.

　　B: ah, for three years, the examiners don't give a driver's license.

　　A: you haven't learned to drive in three years. You are a real talent.

　　B: the examiner said, give me a driver's license again this year.

　　A: you're guilty of a crime.

　　B: finally the police got us and the car to the police station.　　A: that's it

　　B: at the police station, I was nervous and told everything in front of the girl.

　　A: what have you told me?

　　B: I said that I was a poor boy, I borrowed a friend's car to make an object, how did the blind date blow to the girl's family, tell the truth all out?

　　A: what do you mean?

　　B: I'm nervous. After that, the girl came to me.

　　A: what's this for?

　　B: the slap in the face of my face, the old one, the policeman heard all the chatter, and said a word to me.

　　A: who made you cheat? What did you say?

　　B: 'you rascal, poor man, cheat my feelings' and then go away.

　　A: you're pathetic enough, you two are in the soup.

　　B: no, it's important that the police decide to detain me for one night.

　　A: this is terrible.

　　B: you say this big New Year, the year 30, let me in the detention center, how can I be so unlucky?

　　A: that's bad luck.

　　B: I've been in the detention house for a whole year.

　　A: you're not holding you for a night.

　　B: I went there in 2011, and I came out in 2012. You didn't say a minute is a year, how much more?

　　A: Mr

　　B: you said that this big New Year, get me to the detention center, say that the police sister is also good enough for me.

　　A: what's wrong

　　B: bring me a bowl of steaming dumplings.

　　A: not bad

　　B: look at the hot dumplings, and look at the guard and say, I am both moved and sad.

　　A: I regret it now.

　　B: I can't help it. I want to talk to the police sister.

　　A: tell me about it. Give it to the police.

　　B: the police sister, my heart is old.

　　A: it's not hard to call someone.

　　B: police sister, can you give me some vinegar?

　　A: I'm still thinking about eating.