Three visits to the cottage 三顾茅庐

　　Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the

　　three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.

　　旁白——话说刘关张桃园三结义之后四处奔波 一时间找不到工作 不得不在曹操的公司靠看大门为生 而此时那个传说中的神秘人物诸葛卧龙先生正专心在家复习考试 因为他的老婆黄氏逼着他参加CET-6

　　SCENE 1: Liubei's home

　　Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei

　　Guanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!

　　Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?

　　Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.

　　Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse

　　Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!

　　Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.

　　场景一

　　刘备家

　　刘备 关羽 张飞上

　　关羽——大哥 咱们都饿了好几天了 这种吃糠咽菜的生活我们要过到什么时候啊 哎

　　刘备——二弟 这 大哥我怎么可能不难受嘛 可是常言道人在屋檐下 怎能不低头 我们现在曹操的公司里给人家看大门 这年头工作这么难找 我们三兄弟学历又不高 好不容易能有口饭吃就很不错了 哪还有什么奢求呀

　　张飞 ——大哥 对了 上个月后面山头诸葛老师的老婆来问我们借走了500块钱去给她老公交学费去了 都好久没还 我们是不是应该去要回来

　　关羽——是啊大哥 不然的话这样下去我们就得喝西北风了

　　刘备——哎 就是 我怎么这岔给忘了 走 走 走 二弟三弟随我这就上山 (收拾家伙 挽袖子)

　　旁白——兄弟三人就此上山