幽默的小故事我们看过不少，那么英语的故事中又有哪些幽默的元素呢?

　　英语幽默小故事篇一

　　这是我的包

　　It’s Sunday. There are many people in the bus. And an old man is looking here and there. He wants to find an empty seat. Then he finds one. He goes to it. A small bag is on the seat. And a young man is beside it.

　　今天是周末，公共汽车上有许多人。一位老人站在车上到处看，他想要找到一个空的座位。后来他发现了一个，他走了过去。有一个小包在座位上，有一个年轻的男子坐在这个座位的旁边。

　　“Is this seat empty?” asks the old man.

　　“这个座位有人吗?”老人问道。

　　“No, it’s for an old woman. She went to buy some bananas,” says the man. “Well, let me sit here, please, I’ll leave here when she comes back.”

　　“有，这是一位老太太的座位。她买香蕉去了。”男子说道。“那么请先让我坐一下吧，等她回来我就会离开。”

　　The bus starts. “She hasn’t come, but her bag is here. Let me give her the bag. ” Then the old man throws the bag out.

　　公车开动了，“她还没回来，可是她的包还在这里，我把这包还给她吧。”说着老人就把包扔到车外。

　　The young man shouts, “Don’t throw it! It’s may bag!”

　　年轻男子喊道：“不要扔!那是我的包!”

　　英语幽默小故事篇二

　　Be Careful What You Wish For

　　A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.

　　During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

　　The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

　　Next, it was the husband‘s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I‘d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

　　The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.

　　慎重许愿

　　一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。

　　庆祝活动中，一位仙女出现了。她说，由于他们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻，因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。

　　妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一声，她的手中出现了一张票。

　　接下来该丈夫许愿了。他犹豫片刻，害羞地说，“那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女人。”

　　仙女拾起了魔术棒。“呯!”，他变成了90岁