我们班有一位英语老师,她很瘦,但是很凶,我们叫她灭绝师太,名字有些让人惶恐。
她姓顾,喜欢早上不吃饭,她每次都说是因为早上要早到,来给我们上晨读,所以不吃饭,不过同学们心里都明白,这和我们没有半毛钱关系,明明是她自己想减肥!
她喜欢穿绿色和黑色的条纹裙子和毛衣,脸很长,眼睛很小,鼻子有些大,嘴巴也很小。她带红色边框眼镜,远远看去,就是红色框中间带着一条缝,嘴巴只是一条粉红色的边。
有一次她把改好的《伴你学》发了下来,有一题中英互译:runquickly,她开始骂:“你们怎么这么笨,这么多人写‘快地跑’。这句子又不通,你们居然还有人写,‘快地跑着’这也不是现在进行时!写快点跑的给我站出来!”
一片寂静!
她一见这情形,更是火上浇油,怒火中烧,刚准备开口,一个女生却站了起来灭绝师太一见,便大发雷霆:“错的人竟然是我的课代表!”这时,那个女生幽幽地来了一句:“老师,我发《伴你学》的时候,没有人错,不过我看到三班的人错了很多。”老师尴尬了……
不过有一次,我们班的一个女生生病了,她就上去嘘寒问暖:“你要不要回家休息一下啊?喝点热水吧?你要是实在难受我送你去诊所吧……”下课后他去办公室倒热水回来,发现生病的.女生不见了,就埋怨他:“你怎么能让一个病人去干活呢!”说着,她回来了,灭绝师太一改对他同桌的埋怨脸,成了一个为她担心的“妈妈”给她喝了一些热水,然后把她带到开了空调的办公室,让她在软椅上坐了一会儿。去了班主任的办公室,让班主任给她开了一份出校证明,才让她回家。
还有一次考试前,她一点正经地说,如果我们考好了,就请我们吃东西,我们说:“老师,明天请吧!”她淡定地说:“我明天要去钓鱼。”我们又说:“我们明天可以烤你钓的鱼吃。”她说:“我钓鱼技术差,一天估计只能钓一条小鱼,肯定不够你们吃。”我们说:“老师,你以前还说过你钓鱼技术很好呢!”老师说:“我说过吗?我怎么不知道……”
这个灭绝师太,真是一个让人又爱又恨的奇葩!如今离开了她,还时不时的想起灭绝师太呢!
had a cat six years ago . it was black . so i called him old black . it liked catching mice .when it caught the mice, it was so brave ! it also liked eating fish . when it ate something, it always shook its head , how lovely ! every time when i went home, old black alaways came to the door to welcome me . it always lop my feet gently , and it made me very comfortable . now old black isnt with me . it was sent to one of my relatives by my parents . i was very sad . but i always miss him . old black is my best friend and i like him forever .
hi ! im a student of g***rade six in sip no.2 experimental primary school . i have a round face and wear a pair of glasses . at school i always study hard , but sometimes im a naughty boy . i like playing football very much . i usually play football with my friends after school . im also a football fans . i like watching football matches . how exciting ! david beckham is my favourite football star . at school , my chinese teacher is mr liu , my maths teacher is miss huan and my english teacher is ella . they work hard . they help me a lot with our studies . they are all nice teachers . we love them very much . on national day holiday, i went to lake tai with my family . we played a lot of things and had a lot of delicious food t***here . on monday we went fishing . i fished a big fish . its red . oh , we also rode a horse too . the horse i rode was very strong and handsome . it can run very fast . on tuesday we went to a farm . we got some fresh food there and cooked by ourselves . we cooked vegetables, fish and chicken soup . then we tasted them together .
mmm , how fresh and yummy ! we all had a big meal . we had a lot of fun and enjoyed our holidays there . id like to visit there again .
考前
要第一次英语测验啦!
英语测验之前,全班同学高度紧张,在那清冷的灯光下,同学们嗡嗡的读书声不停灌入我的耳朵……
这时,我突然感觉背后有人点我,回头望去,游美怡正缩头缩脑、可怜巴巴地看着我。“嘛事儿?”“给我考考听力吧!”我硬着头皮答应了。哎!谁叫我天生心软呢!“嗯,听好,”我清了清嗓子,“AreyougoingtoTibet?”话还没落音,就被她一口气接了过去,“Yes,Iam。”我看着她那胸有成竹的样儿,突发奇想……嘿嘿!“Areyou——”我故意拖长了音调,没想到她果然上当,“Yes,Iam!”我又一本正经地对她说:“其实--,我想说,Areyouaboy?”她的脸顿时红得像个苹果,支支吾吾地说道:“No,I’mnot。”
考时
上课铃响起,我提心吊胆走进教室,随着一阵有节奏的脚步声,英语老师拿着一叠卷子,不慌不忙地走了进来。我不由得屏住呼吸。接着,只见老师拆开卷子、发卷,一切都是那么有条不紊,我那颗悬着的心渐渐落了下来。
开始答题了。我沉住气,做完了听力、选择。可一来到阅读部分,我便慌了阵脚,妈呀!这块黑乎乎的一片都写的什么啊?我越发慌乱了。这些英语单词就像一群密密麻麻的蚂蚁在我面前晃来晃去,真叫人心烦意乱!忍不住,看看其他同学,都是那么的冷静,只听到刷刷答题的声音。呵呵,居然还有同学在抓阄呢!我立刻佩服得五体投地。于是,我告诉自己,不要怕,有什么难的,我能行。这才又慢慢静下心来,坚持认真做完了后面的题目。
考后
终于收卷了,好轻松呀!旁边几个同学在讨论某道习题,哀号声不绝于耳,天,我的耳膜呀!我也走过去听他们讨论。惨了,惨了,又错了一大片!
发卷前夕,龙萍突然紧张兮兮地跑来问我:“许琼露,你觉得我会上红分吗?”我强忍住笑,一脸严肃地对她说:“不会。”
这时,上课铃响了。老师带着卷子,脸露微笑地进来了。我稍微舒了一口气,心想:应该不会考得太差吧?哈哈,我也会察言观色啦!只见老师摊开试卷,开始发卷:“陈贞……”教室里立刻鸦雀无声,同学们都竖起了耳朵,仔细听着。不多时,老师念到“许琼露”时,看了我一眼,我一惊,仿佛每个毛孔都立刻张开了:什么状况?只听她说:“98。”我这才彻底放下心来:总算上红分喽!
呵呵,英语测验那点事儿呦!