三打白骨精英语剧本(2)

时间:2021-08-31

  S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

  T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!

  S: Bye!(走)

  T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》

  B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)

  B1: (接近三人,望着)Can I join you?

  J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.

  B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!

  T: Bomb?(打出)

  B1: Double King!

  T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)

  S: (回来,看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)

  B1: (倒)Ah……

  T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!

  S: She is a monster!

  T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)

  S: Oh,please don’t……

  T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲,走音离谱)

  S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)

  T: (呛住,咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

  B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)

  B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

  T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑,B2想看后面是什么,T挡)

  S: (咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后,S打,不想打到T头,T晕,S再打死B2)

  E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)

  J: Look,(伸食指)how many?

  T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)

  B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)