西 门 吹 雪

　　(Xi Men Chui Xue)

　　身高：190cm

　　Height: 190cm 最爱干的事情：聊qq

　　Favorite doing: chatting

　　战斗力：无限

　　War power: endless 最爱的颜色：黑色

　　Favorite color: black

　　武器：长剑

　　Weaponry: long sword 最爱喝的饮料：啤酒

　　Favorite drinks: beer

　　血型：O

　　Type of blood: O 最崇拜的人：小燕子，******

　　Favorite idol: Xiao Yanzi Mao Zedong

　　Today I came here for the fighting, who is the unwanted-life guy. Stand out.

　　荆轲(抖嗦而上)站在一边，不敢出大气。

　　旁白：Competition begins.

　　荆轲(带剑冲向西门吹雪，半途停住)Are you really Xi Men Chui Xue?

　　西门吹雪：Just come on.

　　荆轲：(又冲，停在西门吹雪面前)Are you sure you are really the Xi Men Chui Xue in the story?

　　西门吹雪：(不耐烦)what a boring man! How dare you ask me such a stupid question?

　　荆轲(环视四周见无一人，便跪在西门吹雪面前，大哭)My hero, I admire you just like the yellow river, never endless. I have eighty-year-old mother up, three-year-old boy down. Please don’t kill me. Give me the life, please!

　　西门吹雪(大怒)I thought Jingke is a hero. But you beg for life. How can I forgive you? Give me your life. (举剑刺向荆轲，忽然，捂住自己的肚子，自语) Maybe I ate too much this morning, Maybe there is something wrong with the rice. (抬头) where is the toilet?

　　荆轲：T-o-i-l-e-t-?

　　西门吹雪：WC.

　　荆轲：W-C-?

　　西门吹雪：(急)茅厕!!Are you happy to hear such rude words?

　　荆轲：I know, I know. Turn left, left and left.

　　西门吹雪下。

　　太子丹与阿三上，看见荆轲，大吃一惊，太子丹给阿三一个眼色，阿三会意。走至荆轲前。