JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!

　　L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour

　　son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)

　　Act2

　　(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)

　　L:Mum,I’mback!

　　LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?

　　L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.

　　LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon

　　marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten

　　tome.Lookatyourself……

　　L:But,mum……

　　LM:Neverinterruptme!

　　L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And

　　I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.

　　LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter

　　Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo

　　andtellhim.(下)

　　L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅

　　铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)

　　Act3

　　(J睡眼惺忪上)

　　J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?

　　(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!

　　(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.

　　(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围

　　裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now

　　shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.

　　JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?

　　J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!

　　JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice

　　girl,goandtakeherback!