C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!

　　M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…(指着小贩)

　　D: He?

　　(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)

　　P: What’s the matter with them?

　　D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.

　　S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……

　　P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.(非常严厉)

　　S: OK. I know. (羞愧)

　　C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.

　　Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.

　　D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?

　　M&A: OK, dad!

　　P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.

　　D: OK, Let’s go.

　　N(出场): A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.　　大学生剧本素材篇二

　　英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money

　　Scene1(At Salesman’s home)

　　N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!

　　S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……

　　Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)

　　First, put the flour on the table.

　　Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)　　Now press, press……

　　Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)

　　Press, press……

　　Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!

　　Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……

　　Now let me cut it into pieces!