甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin

　　丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.

　　near, far, wherever you are

　　i believe that the heart does go on

　　once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)

　　and you're here in my heart,

　　and my heart will go on and on.

　　甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.

　　Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise

　　丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.

　　甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?

　　丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade?(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.

　　甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....

　　丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!

　　甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.

　　丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!

　　甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,

　　丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.

　　甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,　　三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?

　　丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?

　　丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?

　　三人同声:we are past,right?

　　甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!

　　三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!

　　乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)

　　甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?

　　三人齐答:yes,we do!

　　甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!

　　说明：绝对搞笑,绝对雷人,鉴于所花精力,所以,适当地收一点点辛苦费,第一个表演舞蹈时,音乐可以选用<猪八戒背媳妇>,第二个唱时,一定要跑调加破音,第三个一定要足够深情恶心,就这么多提醒的,希望您看得开心,下的舒心.