赵本山：谢谢。

　　小沈阳：放心吧。

　　毛毛： 爷爷，我有点饿了。

　　赵本山：饿了?来碗面条。

　　小沈阳：呃，78一碗。

　　赵本山：啥面?这么贵。

　　小沈阳：苏格兰打卤面。

　　赵本山：是不是卤子贵?

　　小沈阳：卤不要钱。

　　赵本山：那就来碗卤子，先尝尝咸淡。快去，快去。

　　小沈阳：妈呀，没这么上过呀。

　　赵本山：那是我没来，我要来，你早就这么上了。去吧去吧。

　　小沈阳：这老爷子，我要说面条不要钱，要面条了你还。

　　Shenyang You'll give me an IOU?

　　Uncle Zhao Not that. I've got the money anyway. Take this.

　　Shenyang What's it?

　　Uncle Zhao A tip for you.

　　Shenyang You do understand people / things / the world, sir - you look cool!

　　Uncle Zhao Whut's a hundred yuan to me! Still, you ain't get it for nothin'. When my guest c'mes, you put on a show with me. If I order expensive food, you should stop me doin' so.

　　Shenyang Like how?

　　Uncle Zhao Showin' due respect for my guest, yes. Spendin' too much on a meal, no. Whut if I ask for somethin' dear?

　　Shenyang I'll say "sorry, this we don't have."

　　Uncle Zhao You're smart. C'me, here's another 30 yuan.

　　Shenyang I'm not gonna cheat you when it comes to prices.

　　Uncle Zhao Thank you, boy.

　　Shenyang Nothing much.

　　Yadar Grandpa, I'm hungry.

　　Uncle Zhao How much's a bowl of noodles?

　　Shenyang 78 yuan.

　　Uncle Zhao Whut noodles can be so expensive?

　　Shenyang Scottish sauced noodles.

　　Uncle Zhao Does the sauce cost much, too?

　　Shenyang It's free.

　　Uncle Zhao Get us a bowl of sauce, so we can see whether the taste's right. Quick.