《西游记》是一部长篇章回体神魔小说，它记载了唐僧师徒一起去西天取得真经的故事。以下是大话西游英语剧本，欢迎阅读。

　　Eight quit: sun wukong, sun wukong...

　　Wukong: eight quit.

　　Eight quit: you listen to me to say, she is not a demon.

　　The wu is empty: nonsense, grow so beautiful, is not the goblin what?

　　Eight quit: you this person, is not to see beauty.

　　Wukong: eight quit, this is what place?

　　Eight quit: catch a land to ask not to know!

　　No need to ask, this is zibo.

　　Wukong :(with eight quit.) How do you know that?

　　The woman told me.

　　Wukong :(with eight quit.) Huh?

　　Sand monk: just before you two dozen lively, I said a few whispers with that woman.

　　Wukong: good you a sand monk, I always think you are an honest person!

　　Sand monk: hide very deep.

　　What did the woman say to you?

　　She said that over a hill, across a river, through a forest, you can reach a beautiful place.

　　Wukong: that is zibo?

　　Sand monk: right! What's more, there are more beauties there than women.

　　Eight quit: that must be here. You see how many beautiful women there are! Hi --

　　Wukong: yes, master?

　　Sand monk: in the back.

　　Wukong: you go to look for him, wan time again to the devil to grasp, we have trouble again! I'm here with eight quit.

　　Sand monk: why be I go again?

　　Wukong: the eight quit.

　　Eight quit: still be scissors stone cloth!

　　Wukong :(with eight quit, sand monk together. Scissors, stone, cloth...

　　Eight quit :(with the sand monk. Sun wukong you lost.

　　Wukong: two wins in three games. (with the eight commandments and the sand monk.) Scissors, stone, cloth...

　　Tang's monk: wait me, wait me...

　　Wu kong: how to become a master to carry a burden?

　　Sand monk: among us four, he is the most stupid, should carry a burden.

　　Eight quit: why bother, as long as not sun wukong you and I choose to become.

　　The wu is empty: say also.

　　Sand monk: what do you eat?

　　Tang's monk: did not eat what ah!

　　Sand monk: still want chicanery!

　　Eight quit: ice-sugar gourd! Let me try... It tastes great. It's a little sour.

　　Wu kong :(with the sand monk.) Acid?

　　Eight quit: well, you also try.

　　Wu kong :(with the sand monk.) Free.

　　Eight quit: hey hey, how many?

　　Tang's monk: not many...

　　Eight quit: share!

　　Tang's monk: the door does not have!

　　Eight quit: two individual cent is better than four person cent?

　　Tang's monk: calculate you cruel! I said you were cruel...

　　Eight quit: don't sing, please! It's a pain in the neck to hear you sing!

　　Tang's monk: I say calculate you cruel.........

　　Eight quit: don't divide, it is yours!

　　Wukong: what are they whispering about?

　　Sand monk: how do I know?

　　Wukong: what are you two whispering about?

　　Master wants to sing us Only You.

　　Sand monk: you still read a hundred times tight magic spell!

　　The wu is empty: buttock is tickling again?

　　Tang's monk: a thousand miles of horse often, and bole not often...

　　Wukong: again I a stick knock dead you! Hurry up, I must catch up with the goblin!

　　Eight quit: be a beauty!

　　Sand monk: I think still master's idea is safe.

　　Wukong: what's his idea?

　　Tang's monk: I just let eight quit give that female to write a letter, and see her return not answer letter. Don't write back is a goblin, reply let her marry eight quit.

　　Sand monk: I don't agree!

　　Eight quit: you say the teacher's idea is good!

　　Sand monk: can't marry you, you too ugly!

　　Eight quit: but I very gentle!

　　Wukong: the ugly problem is easy to solve.

　　Eight quit: really?

　　Goku: just cut your nose!

　　Tang's monk: be close to accidentally!

　　Sand monk: already wanted to taste pork head flesh taste!

　　Tang's monk: a thousand years ago have this idea!

　　Sand monk: so before the knife, must first dozen a few punches. Smash it up and cut it again.

　　Tang's monk: small sand is getting cleverer!

　　Wukong: eight quit, you endure a point, I move quickly!

　　Eight quit: concussion how to do?

　　Wukong: no... Be careful with the secret... It was a letter.

　　Eight quit: it's mine... Eight quit elder brother, you to small sister of a heart, I can only heart. Because I already have a heart to belong to, that person is your three teachers... (with tang's monk, wukong.) Sand monk?

　　Monk: there is no need to hide it! Master, sun wukong, pig brother, I decided to return to customs.

　　Tang's monk: the small sand you can want to think clearly, we this trip is not the west day to learn the scriptures, but the god become a Buddha!

　　Sand monk: what good is in the sky? Where is the good world? Where is zibo good?

　　Eight quit: yes. Actually I don't want to go!

　　Tang's monk: sand monk does not go to also just, you how also don't go? Did you forget chang 'e?

　　Eight quit: about that thing, really want to add a crime to have no word.

　　Tang's monk :(with wu kong.) Huh?

　　Eight quit: want to be at that time in the tang dynasty zhenguan shengshi, the jade emperor old son by the human being noisy and noisy, so I found an excuse to demote me, let me give him to do the investigation report and so on work. Now it was a time of peace and prosperity, and it seemed that the old man could not sit still, and wanted to hear some interesting things about the world, so he called us up.

　　Sand monk: pig brother's word I believe is true. Because that chang 'e I also saw...

　　Tang's monk: how beautiful?

　　Sand monk :(with eight quit together. All the beauties here are prettier than she.

　　Tang's monk: no wonder you 3 all slouch on this journey.

　　Eight quit: master, I also want to return to customs.

　　The wu is empty: I also return custom.

　　Tang's monk: you all return to custom, I how god?

　　The wu is empty: this is very simple, with Yang liwei to say hello, let him next time to send you!

　　Tang's monk: what plan do you have when you return to custom?

　　Sand monk: make a home first, later build a business.

　　Eight quit: I make a company with you, also take root in zibo. But I decided to start my career and become a family. Of course, it has to undergo countless tests, especially the beauty test!

　　Wu kong: I want to participate in the Olympic Games!

　　You can do it! High jump, long jump, and weight lifting are all your strengths, and the champions of all three projects are only you.

　　Wukong: but I don't know how to sign up!

　　Eight quit: I heard Olympic champion du li lives nearby, you can ask her to ask. By the way, I want a autograph!

　　Tang's monk: you all don't go, I a person the god have what mean? But I don't have the power to power...

　　Sand monk: want to live a good life in the 21st century, cannot rely on strength, but rely on wisdom!

　　Eight quit: right! Actually, shifu bought the ice-sugar gourd that tasted great...

　　Wu kong :(with the sand monk.) It's a little sour.

　　Eight quit: not a bit of acid! We can build a processing plant, get an assembly line...

　　Tang's monk: rightness, use our this celestial activity money. It's not going to happen.

　　Sand monk: well, really delicious! I believe business must be booming!

　　Wu kong: I took the Olympic champion, come back to be your image spokesperson!

　　Tang's monk: good! Let's go to our place together. A new life!