多年来 我们一直潜心 试图探究他将如何繁衍后代

　　Over the years,we've formulated many theories about how he might reproduce.

　　我主张的是有丝分裂

　　I'm an advocate of mitosis.

　　什么?

　　I'm sorry?

　　我相信 总有一天 当Sheldon吃到 一定量的泰国菜

　　I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food

　　他就会分裂成两个Sheldon

　　and split into two Sheldons.

　　另一方面 我在想Sheldon可能 是他这个物种的幼虫状态

　　On the other hand,I think Sheldon might be the larval form of his species,

　　有一天他会做茧 不出俩月 就破茧成蝶

　　and someday he'll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later with moth wings and an exoskeleton.

　　Howard 电话在响!

　　Howard,the phone is ringing!

　　我有个疯狂的主意 老妈 接电话如何!

　　Here's a crazy idea,Ma: Answer it!

　　你好?

　　Hello?

　　好的 稍等

　　All right,hold on.

　　是你朋友 Leonard!

　　It's your friend,Leonard!

　　他想知道你为什么今天没去上学!

　　He wants to know why you're not at school today!

　　我不是去上学 老妈 我在大学就职

　　I don't go to school,Ma. I work at a university.

　　那就是学校! 快接电话!

　　That's a school! Now pick up the phone!

　　我谁都不想理

　　I don't want to talk to anybody.

　　要我叫Leonard把你的家庭作业带来吗?

　　Should I ask Leonard to bring over your homework? !

　　我没什么家庭作业的

　　I don't have homework.

　　我是个拥有工程学硕士的大爷们

　　I'm a grown man with a master's degree in engineering!

　　抱歉 了不起先生　　Excuse me,Mr. Fancy-Pants.

　　想吃冰棒吗?

　　Want me to get you a Popsicle?

　　樱桃味的 好吧!

　　Cherry,please!

　　樱桃味的我吃了 只剩蔬菜味的了

　　I ate the cherry. All that's left is green.

　　你让我真想自杀呀

　　You make me want to kill myself.