不应出现的幽默

不应有的幽默

"Note： Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."

"Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." （Translation： Short-order cook.）

"But wait……there's more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."

"I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."

"My fortune cookie said, 'Your next interview will result in a job'-and I like your company in particular."

"Title： Another resume from the 'Profiles in Excellence' series."

"Also Known As： Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it."

"Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks."

"Let's meet so you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' over my experience."
 

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