Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. (Oscar Wilde)

　　如今，所有的已婚男人过得像一个单身汉，而所有的单身汉过得像已婚男人。

　　A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. (Elbert Hubbard)

　　一个娶了女人想教育她的男人，和一个嫁给男人想改造他的女人都沦为同一个谬误的牺牲品。

　　I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. (Sam Kinison)

　　我可不担心什么恐怖主义，我都结婚两年了。

　　After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)

　　结婚之后，老公和老婆就成为一枚硬币的两面;他们就是没法面对自己的另一半，却仍然待在一起。

　　By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy, if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)

　　不管怎么说还是结婚吧，娶到好老婆，你会幸福;娶到坏女人，你将会成为哲学家。

　　Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing. (Duane Dewel)

　　任何已婚男人都应该忘记自己犯下的错误——没必要两个人都记得同一件事情吧。