Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, thereare two.每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后， 都有两个。

　　Don’t gild the lily. 不要给百合花镀金/画蛇添足。

　　Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

　　God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

　　In delay there lies no plenty , Then come kiss me , sweet and twenty , Youth’s a stuff that will not endure . 迁延蹉跎，来日无多，二十丽姝，请来吻我，衰草枯杨，青春易过。

　　it is the tears of the earth that keep here smiles in bloom.是大地的泪点，使她的微笑保持着青春不谢。

　　Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

　　Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

　　Atroupe of little vagrants of the world, leave your footprints in my words.世界上的一队小小的漂泊者呀，请留下你们的足印在我的文字里。

　　One should love animals. They are so tasty.每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

　　Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

　　stray birds of summer come to my window to sing and fly away.and yellow leaves of autumn, which have no songs, flutter and fallthere with a sign.夏天的飞鸟，飞到我的窗前唱歌，又飞去了。秋天的黄叶，它们没有什么可唱，只叹息一声，飞落在那里。