Today is my lucky day, want to know how lucky I am method? Listen to me say.
Mother in a good mood today, my homework is finished, she is ready to take me out to play, we first went to the countryside to play, to brother home, I rush in, suddenly "wang wang! Wang!" Two, under my ass (not really pee, just describe) originally was a big dog home brother, this only big German shepherd can be fierce! Every time I couldn't close to it. My brother in the home to eat something, is boring, then walked up and down, to see a small hut, and went in, "very smelly!!" This room is a pigsty, "how lovely!" Originally gave birth to a litter of old piglets, "shout" a voice suddenly, old sow angry, because I disturb their nap, I frighten away, then I also want to go in to play, but I dare not, call daddy accompany me to go in, father was very lazy, then said: "be careful" swine flu "" I was afraid of again, mother said:" nonsense! Now China hasn't 'swine flu'." I'm so relieved, went in, out, to be honest I was a bit afraid.
Next, let's go back to suzhou, have a "chicken", then went shopping for a long time, just go home to bed.
今天是我的幸运日,想知道我怎么个幸运法吗?就听我细细说。
妈妈今天心情好,我作业也写完了,她就准备带我出去玩,我们先去了乡下玩,到了哥哥家,我一下冲进去,突然“汪汪!汪汪!”两声,把我下得屁滚尿流(不是真的尿尿了,只是形容一下)原来是哥哥家的大狼狗,这只大狼狗可凶了!每次我都不敢靠近它。我在哥哥家吃了一些东西,就没劲了,便走来走去,看见一个小草屋,便走了进去,“好臭啊!!”原来这屋子是猪圈,“好可爱!”原来老母猪生了一窝小猪,突然“呼”一声,老母猪生气了,因为我打扰了它们的午觉,我吓得逃走了,后来我还想进去玩玩,可我不敢,就叫爸爸陪我进去,爸爸好懒,便说:“小心‘猪流感’”我又怕了,妈妈说:“瞎说!现在中国还没有‘猪流感’。”我就放心了,就进去看了看,出来了,说实话我的却有点怕。
接下来,我们回到苏州,去吃了顿“肯得鸡”,又去购物了好一会儿,就回家睡觉了。
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