校园电脑主题小品剧本

时间：2021-08-31

　　导语：小品，就是小的艺术品。广义的小品包含很为广泛，在古印度的佛经中指七卷本的《小品般若波罗蜜经》，在散文中指篇幅较短的文学样式；狭义的小品泛指较短的关于说和演的艺术。以下是小编整理校园电脑主题小品剧本的资料，欢迎阅读参考。

校园电脑主题小品剧本

　　宿舍（Mr P，A同学，乡下仔。Mr P的桌子上放着一个电脑纸箱）

　　Mr P和乡下仔进来，乡下仔拿着大包小包。同学在桌子上吃面。

　　A同学：屁哥，你终于买电脑了？

　　乡下仔：哎呀妈呀，P哥，买电脑啦？……老闪亮了……都成贵族了。

　　Mr P：那是。

　　乡下仔：太帅了，可以借我玩一下吗？

　　Mr P：你没看它还没开封嘛，是处女……等我晚上再收拾它

　　Mr P看了看A同学和他这位上的电脑，然后放了个很响的屁，A同学边吃面，边深深地吸了口气。

　　A同学：鸡蛋的味道。

　　Mr P又放了个轻飘飘地屁，A同学边深深地吸了口气，然后跑了出去。

　　Mr P：这次是臭鸡蛋。

　　Mr P和乡下仔坐到A同学的电脑前。

　　乡下仔（指着桌面上的photoshop图标）：这是啥？

　　Mr P（想也不想）：皮鞋。

　　乡下仔（指着桌面上的3D MAX图标）：这个呢？

　　Mr P：这个就是“三弟马”，就是你家的三弟养的那头马。

　　乡下仔：哎呀妈呀，我三弟的马上星期才死，没想到在这里看见。

　　Mr P：死后都上网的东西多着呢。

　　乡下仔：当时马鞍都被人偷了。

　　Mr P：你还好说，你们家里人都怀疑是我偷了，现在三弟马就在你面前，那个鞍肯定还在马身上，它是带着鞍一起走的。

　　Mr P打开3D MAX，出现一个卡通马背着马鞍的模型。

　　乡下仔：我就说P哥是踏实人，这电脑可真神啊。

　　Mr P：我跟你说啊，乡下仔，电脑最神的，是它可以和人沟通交流。

　　乡下仔：咋交流？

　　Mr P：看着。

　　Mr P憋了憋喉咙，对着电脑主板吐了一口痰，电脑桌面上立刻出现“电脑发现新硬件”的`提示。

　　Mr P：你看，反应多快。

　　乡下仔：这样不会坏吗？

　　Mr P：现在的电脑质量好，都不需要怎么修，除了陈冠希的。

　　乡下仔：哎呀妈呀，太厉害了，我也能交流吗？

　　Mr P：能，电脑喜欢着呢。

　　Mr P和乡下仔就轮流对着主板吐痰，电脑不停弹出“电脑发现新硬件”。

　　Mr P：我说兄弟，你是个乡下仔，好不容易进城一趟，哥就让你见识一下什么叫高科技。

　　Mr P站起来，解开裤子，对着电脑主机撒尿。电脑桌面上弹出“正在复制”的窗口，并显示进度。Mr P一尿完，显示“完成”提示。乡下仔很兴奋。

　　乡下仔：这是在干嘛。

　　Mr P：它在喝呢。说来也口渴了，兄弟，去买点水喝。（Mr P和乡下仔离开宿舍）

　　A同学回到宿舍，看见自己的电脑主机泡在尿里，电脑桌面上的杀毒软件显示查杀到大量病毒。A同学走到Mr P的桌子，打开电脑纸箱，发现里面放着个马鞍。

　　延伸阅读（英语版）:

　　Dormitory (Mr P, A classmate, country boy. There is a computer box on Mr P's desk.

　　Mr P and the country boy came in and the country boy was carrying a parcel. Students eat noodles on the table.

　　A classmate: brother, you finally bought A computer?

　　Country boy: my mother, P brother, buy a computer? ...... It's shiny... They're all aristocrats.

　　Mr P: yes.

　　Country boy: too handsome, can you lend me a play?

　　Mr P: you didn't see it opened. It was a virgin... Wait until I //pic.ruiwen.com/puter, then plays A loud fart. A classmate eats noodles and takes A deep breath.

　　A: the taste of eggs.

　　Mr P put on A gentle wind, A classmate took A deep breath and ran out.

　　Mr P: it's rotten eggs.

　　Mr P and the country boy sit in front of A classmate's computer.

　　Country boy (pointing to the photoshop icon on the desktop) : what's this?

　　Mr P (not wanting) : leather shoes.

　　Country boy (pointing to the 3D MAX icon on the desktop) : this one?

　　Mr P: this is the "third brother horse", the third brother of your family.

　　Country boy: oh my mother, my three younger brother just died a week, didn't expect to see here.

　　Mr P: there are so many things on the Internet after death.

　　Country boy: at that time the saddle was stolen.

　　Mr P: well, you know, your family suspects that I stole it, and now my three brothers and horses are in front of you, and that saddle must still be on the horse, it's walking along with the saddle.

　　Mr P opens 3D MAX with a model of a cartoon horse backed by a saddle.

　　Country boy: I say that P elder brother is down-to-earth person, this computer is true god.

　　Mr P: I tell you, country boy, the computer's most god, is that it can communicate with people.

　　Country boy: how to communicate?

　　Mr P: look.

　　Mr P suppressed his throat and spat on the computer motherboard, prompting a computer to find new hardware.

　　Mr P: you see, how fast.

　　Country boy: is this not bad?

　　Mr P: the computer is of good quality and there is no need to repair it, except for Chen's.

　　Country boy: oh my mother, it's too good, can I communicate?

　　Mr P: yes, the computer likes it.

　　Mr P and the rural boy take turns spitting on the main board, and the computer keeps popping up "the computer finds new hardware".

　　Mr P: I say brother, you are a country boy, you are not easy to come to town, I will let you see what technology is.

　　Mr P got up, untied his trousers and urinated on the computer host. A "copy" window pops up on the desktop and shows the progress. Mr P is finished, showing the "finish" prompt. The country boy is very excited.

　　Country boy: what is it?

　　Mr P: it's drinking. Thirsty, brother, buy some water. (Mr P and country boy leave the dormitory)

　　A classmate went back to the dormitory, saw his computer machine in the urine, computer desktop antivirus software display to kill A large number of viruses. A classmate went to Mr P's table and opened the carton. He found A saddle in it.

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