《变形金刚》搞笑台词摘抄

时间:2021-08-31

  Ratchett: [scaning Sam's body] The Pheromone levels in the male indicates he wants to mate with the other.

  救护车(扫描萨姆的身体):他体内的荷尔蒙分泌量显示他想要个女人。

  Captain Lennox: [him and his team surrounding a helicopter] Have your crew step out, OR WE WILL KILL YOU!

  [Blackout transforms and attacks... ]

  莱诺克斯长官(和他的*队一起包围了一架直升机):让你的驾驶员走出来,否则我们就杀了你!

  (因为变形和袭击而被打断……)

  Mikaela: I'll drive, you shoot!

  迈卡拉:我开车,你开枪!

  Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: So...

  Maggie Madsen: What are you here for?

  Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.

  Glen: [whispered] Wow...!

  Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Who knew?

  萨姆·威特维奇:所以……

  玛吉·麦德森:你在这里干什么?

  萨姆·威特维奇:我买了一辆车,它能变形成为一个机器人。

  格伦(低声说):哇哦……

  萨姆·威特维奇:有谁知道为什么吗?

  Barricade: Are you LadiesMan217?

  Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Uh...

  Barricade: ARE YOU LADIESMAN217?

  Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Uh Yes! Yes!

  路障:你是"LadiesMan217"(萨姆在Ebay上的帐号)吗?

  萨姆·威特维奇:呃……

  路障:你是"LadiesMan217"吗?

  萨姆·威特维奇:呃,是的,我是!

  Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Gentlemen... let me introduce you to my friend: Optimus Prime!

  萨姆·威特维奇:先生们……让我为你们介绍我的朋友:擎天柱!

  [Captain Lennox is trying to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]

  Captain Lennox: I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet?

  USAF Master Sgt. Epps: Pocket!

  Captain Lennox: Which pocket?

  USAF Master Sgt. Epps: MY BACK POCKET!

  Captain Lennox: You got ten back pockets!

  USAF Master Sgt. Epps: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!

  (当他的`人正在和"巨蝎怪"作战的时候,莱诺克斯长官试着给五角大楼打电话)

  莱诺克斯长官:我需要一张信用卡,埃普斯,你的钱夹在哪里?

  埃普斯中士:口袋里!

  莱诺克斯长官:哪个口袋里?

  埃普斯中士:后面的口袋里!

  莱诺克斯长官:你的后面有10个口袋!

  埃普斯中士:左屁股的口袋里!

  [Captain Lennox is using Epps' credit card to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]

  Captain Lennox: Okay, it's a Visa...

  International Operator: Also, sir, have you heard about our Premium Plus full service call package?

  Captain Lennox: NO I DON'T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE!

  (当他的人正在和"巨蝎怪"作战的时候,莱诺克斯长官正使用信用卡给五角大楼打电话)

  莱诺克斯长官:好的,这是信用卡……

  国际接线员:先生,你听说我们关于电话捆绑式服务有超优惠的套餐计划吗?

  莱诺克斯长官:不!我不需要!

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